Anonymous asked: I fancy Iain Duncan-Smith.
Well that’s just unfortunate really
I can think of so many people more worthy of your affections
Does anyone else keep people on facebook purely to make them feel about their own lives? I was falling asleep and this has made me so angry at humanity
Got home to 2 volumes of roald dahl short stories which I’m very excited about reading. There’s not many feelings better than taking off plasters you’ve had on your feet all day (except the ones I’ve had all this weekend lolle) I feel like I’ve been in a coma for the past month and I haven’t woken up yet because this is all too good to be true
Le grand week-end de reachtard & mimi
I am posting this under the fucking sea right now, this will never not blow my mind
at Marché Daguerre
This christmas tree is in the middle of a roundabout. There’s a lot of traffic. No idea what’s going on. #paris
Sat on my gf’s sofa listening to bright eyes, gonna wander round paris by myself this afternoon
Thug lyf in Paris
at Omnibus Café
Definitely taking a detour via the mandela statue on south bank tomorrow, have a feeling it’s going to be beautiful
he wasn’t perfect, but holy shit he was brilliant
fuck tha po-lice
i did not know that was chalky!!!
we’re doing 99p store secret santa at work, i got my boss. suggestions??